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    - Droljo, prestani da spavaš s mojim dečkom!
    - Moram, muž mi je.

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    Zašto plavuša igra loto?
    Majka joj rekla da će da dobije kur**.
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    Došao Cigo kod doktora i kaže:
    -Duktore, kašljem mlogo, ne prestajem.
    -Da li ste pušač?
    -Da.
    -Daj jednu cigaru.

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    Srela se dva Podgoričanina.
    - Pa, kako si?
    - Kako? Ka' g*vno.
    - Ti vazda isti!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Došao Cigo kod doktora i kaže:
    -Duktore, kašljem mlogo, ne prestajem.
    -Da li ste pušač?
    -Da.
    -Daj jednu cigaru.

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    - Ujeo me komarac za kliću.
    - Dobro, kad nije za picu.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    Sad prolazih pored nekih momaka i jedan gledajući jednu curu reče

    "Bolje da gledam ono što ne mogu da ***** nego da ***** ono što ne mogu da gledam"

    Odirao sam se od smjeha sljedećih 100m


    ! ! !

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    Muž koji spava, okreće se ka ženi, grli je jako i u snu govori:
    -ne dam te, neću da živim bez tebe.
    Ona ga drma, da se probudi:
    - ko te ćera da živiš bez mene, tu sam, što ti je?!
    On:
    - uh, sanjao sam da mi kradu auto.

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    Učiteljica:
    -Čega se vi najviše plašite?

    Milan(6):
    -Zmije.

    Goran.(6)
    -Psa

    Radivoje(6):
    -Besmisla života koji se na kraju završava smrću i žalošću naših najbližih.

    Sandra(6):
    -Radivoja.

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    - Obožavam da gledam dvije ribe kako se krešu.

    - I ja kako se čupaju za kosu.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Sretne Mujo Hasa, Haso sav nikakav...
    - Šta je bolan Haso, što si pokis'o?
    - Ma ne pitaj, sinoć šetao sa Fatom po parku, pa naletjeli na manijaka...
    - Kakvog manijaka, je č seksualnog?
    - Biseksualnog moj Mujo, biseksualnog...

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    - Obukla si se sinoć ka neka kuurva.

    - Od muke. Od vrućine.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Ja sam Nikola, ovo je moja supruga Verica, vlasnici smo fabrike namještaja...
    Pa lijepo, a kako vam se zove firma?
    Nikola iverica.

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    Vrhunac pijanstva je kada uđeš u taksi i taksista te pita:
    - Gdje ćeš?
    a ti kažeš:
    - Što te briga?

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    Đani Versaće ima brata koji stalno kasni. Zove se Đani Evosaće.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    - zar nijeste imali bijelu mačku, okle sad žutu?!
    - to je ta, nego svi pušimo u kući...

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    Kakav je u seksu?
    - Svaki put kad mi ga ubača, ka da mi ga u guzzicu nabija.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Kako se zove kancelarija javnog bilježnika u Parizu?
    - Notaru Dam
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    Oli da vodimo ljubav?
    Ne !!u zalosti sam.
    Nema veze brzo cu ja,samo udjem, izjavim saucesce i odma izlazim.

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    Tebe mi je žao a za mene me duša boli

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    - molim te polako, uska sam, nisam rađala.
    - a, je l si kenjala ?

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    - Kako je tebi dobro u glavu.
    - Ne no je meni u tvoju.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Prilazi Cigo za sto đe śede dva lika i veli:
    - Imaš li pe'set centi?
    Ovaj veli: what? I dont understand you.
    Cigo:
    - do you have one euro?

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    Kako se zovu ostaci palačinki?
    - Splačinke
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    - Ljubavi, šta radiš ?
    - Ser*m.
    - Ao, pa ne moram ja sve da znam, malo to izokola, pa umotaj nekako, može kao...
    - Mislim na tebe, ljubavi.
    - DOK SEREŠ ?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?
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