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    Mi mlađi, koji ga prvi put čujemo, kasnimo, ali kasnimo kvalitetno
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Kako se zove nježno guranje prsta u goozicu?
    - Šuptilno.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LjukaTheMantidis View Post
    Kako se zove nježno guranje prsta u goozicu?
    - Šuptilno.
    @goozica jel ovo tačno što napisa Ljuka

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    Otišao Mujo sa sinom u goste, kad će mali u neko doba:

    - Babo, đe je ta meza na stolu što si mi rek'o da ne diram!?

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    - Koliko mi vjeruješ?
    - Pa upoznala sam te s mužem...
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    Otisla porodica iz Pljevalja na ljetovanje u Sutomore i dosli u hotel i sad krenuli da spavaju al ostavili otvorene prozore i upaljeno svijetlo pa im se skupili komarci i nagrdili ih. Ujutro kad su se probudili otisli na recepciju hotela da se zale kako su ih komarci nagrdili i ovi sa recepcije im rekli da ugase svijetlo u sobu i ajde oni poslusali ugasili svijetlo kad evo ti ih dosli svitci kroz sobu, kad najednom ustaje se otac i govori bjeste odavde evo ih nocas s lampama nagrdice nas ponovo xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perovic Ognjen View Post
    Otisla porodica iz Pljevalja na ljetovanje u Sutomore i dosli u hotel i sad krenuli da spavaju al ostavili otvorene prozore i upaljeno svijetlo pa im se skupili komarci i nagrdili ih. Ujutro kad su se probudili otisli na recepciju hotela da se zale kako su ih komarci nagrdili i ovi sa recepcije im rekli da ugase svijetlo u sobu i ajde oni poslusali ugasili svijetlo kad evo ti ih dosli svitci kroz sobu, kad najednom ustaje se otac i govori bjeste odavde evo ih nocas s lampama nagrdice nas ponovo xD
    ...i ovaj je nedje iz sredine osamdesetih...

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    Idu obalom rijeke lisica i zet joj frizider.
    Noga se ne mogu drzat, omrceni.
    Lijo, lijo, zasto za vas lisice stalno govore da ste lukave, kad si ti jako dobra osoba?
    To je onaj gavran prosuo pricu, prica je da sam ga zajebala za nekakvi sir.
    Imas li vlaznu maramicu?
    Imam, na.

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    Napokon u skladu s temom

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    Svaka zena od covjeka moze da napravi milionera.
    Ako je bio milijarder.
    In rum we trust.

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    Ovaj vic sam cuo u Moskvi, kad sam bio prosle godine. Jedan covjek mi ga isprica dok sam cekao voz na zeljeznickoj stanici.
    U sumi je svako imao svoje zaduzenje, tako je lija bila mesicinska sestra, medo je bio domar, vuk elektricar a zmija je bila dama noci.
    Kako to u uredjenom drustvu funkcionise, svi su nakon radnog vremena bili opusteni i nesluzbeni i voljeli su da se skupljaju u sumskoj krcmi koju je drzao zeko.
    Skupe se za separe lija, medo i vuk i porucuju:
    Medo kaze ja cu medovine
    Vuk kaze ja cu Civas
    Lija je porucila krcag istine
    Gleda to sve zmija sa sanka, gleda ih kako se druze, kako obavljaju fine, casne poslove i kako im je banja, a nju tresu sumske zivotinje.
    Kako bih sad jedno 10 cevapa razbuca, jebba bih im majku.
    Lija onako gnjevna, dobaca sa sanka neku provokaciju usta joj se medo izbicova patos s njom ka na finish him posra se u nju i vrati se za separe kod ovih na lajnu vuk spremio i nacrta zeko gleda place

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    Kupi lik kokosku i dao joj ime Koko. Nikako Koko da snese jaje kad joj jedan dan vlasnik zapjeva: ''A jaje Koko dzambo a jajeee?''.
    In rum we trust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eCs95 View Post
    Kupi lik kokosku i dao joj ime Koko. Nikako Koko da snese jaje kad joj jedan dan vlasnik zapjeva: ''A jaje Koko dzambo a jajeee?''.
    Valjda joj je dao ime Dzambo, ne Koko

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    Quote Originally Posted by dachoux View Post
    Valjda joj je dao ime Dzambo, ne Koko

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    HAHAHAHAH Moze bit!
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    Ne znam je li Koko ili Džambo, ali apsolvirasmo ta jaja bar 4 puta...

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    Pitao sam Grka, on uzo da cugne.
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    Što radi dokoni policajac na forumu?

    - Pa trola.
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    Dobro bi bilo da se i zove Momo
    Mada, ovo su glupi vicevi tako da....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    13: Ја sam najnesrećniji broj!

    666: Nе, jа sam najnesrećniji broj!

    2020: Zdravooooo...

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    Kako se zove mama ajkula?

    Majkula
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Da malo OSVJEZIMO temu

    - Dogovorili se Dritan, Aleksa i Zdravko.
    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Oli da se kladimo ti das 50e a ja cu 200e.
    Ako ne prodje ti imas 200e.. :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ^izzy^ View Post
    Da malo OSVJEZIMO temu

    - Dogovorili se Dritan, Aleksa i Zdravko.
    Glasajte 6, 9 ili 11

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Glasajte 6, 9 ili 11

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    Idu dva psa, i jedan se ceska, a drugi se slovacka.

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    Pa kaže…Svako se češka tamo đe ga Srbi…
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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