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    Upadne ciganka u more i pocne da zapomaze, upomoc upomoc ne umijem da se kupam
    In rum we trust.

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    Sto kanibali jedu za veliki petak?
    Ribare
    In rum we trust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlineStore View Post
    - Kao Makedonac kaze mitraljez?

    - Puskata na ratatata.






    Kako Makedonac kaze za ambulantna kola?

    Kolata na tinata ninata

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    Kako Makedonac kaze za ambulantna kola?

    Kolata na tinata ninata
    A porodilište?


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    Sobata na kurtčeva rabota.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Pekmez..... Slatko te na teglim

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    Voze dva ciganina konje sa drvima i kako je bio veliki uspon konj prdne i pita jedan ciganin drugoga sta smrdi brate ovo? A ovaj mu odgovara - Ma lamela bato (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)
    "You can check-out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bann View Post
    Voze dva ciganina konje sa drvima i kako je bio veliki uspon konj prdne i pita jedan ciganin drugoga sta smrdi brate ovo? A ovaj mu odgovara - Ma lamela bato (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)
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    dijalog u originalu

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    Pravi muškarac ne dozvoljava ženi da ide na izbore, jer da je znala da bira udala bi se bolje.

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    Sretne vuk Crvenkapu i pita je:
    – Crvenkapice, šta radiš?
    – Idem kod bake!
    – Jebo te, samo neđe ideš!!!
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Kako se zove čovjek sa jednim uhom?

    Šoljica...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Kako se zove čovjek sa jednim uhom?

    Šoljica...
    Edituj u ćikara i TOP...
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    Odavde dovde...

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    Kako se zove virus koji napada zene u Zeti?
    Kuronja virus.
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Najkraći vic



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    Došao Cetinjanin kod Amfilohija i pita ga, oću li ja ić u raj ili pakao? Vjernik sam, slavim slavu, postim redovno ali ne idem na Litije.
    A Bgm ako ne ideš na Litije ne možeš u raj, možeš do vrata raja doć al nećeš moć da uđeš unutra jer ne ideš na Litije.
    A veli Cetinjanin njemu, a ti Amfilohoje dal ces ti u Raj ili pakao?
    Pa ja sam svešteno lice, ja služim Bogu i narodu, ja idem sigurno u raj.
    A veli mu Cetinjanin: Vala ako ga ja budem ispred vrata ti mi ga unutra nećeš ni ulazit!

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    Ženi se Cetinjanin za vrijeme ove gripe sad. I veli matičar na kraju "možete da poljubite mladu".
    Veli Cetinjanin "Oću ku*ac, neka je kum poljubi".

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    - Je l imaš vitamin C?
    - Nemam, imam hepatitis C, ako ti treba...

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    Muškarac:
    - Nije se rodio taj, koji će od kurve napraviti domaćicu

    Korona virus:
    - Hold my beer!!!
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    Ahahahah


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    - Nemoj po maski!!!

    Ahhahahahhaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    - Nemoj po maski!!!

    Ahhahahahhaha
    Krle, suze su mi odile, hahahahahahahahahaa
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Quote Originally Posted by mexiko View Post
    Krle, suze su mi odile, hahahahahahahahahaa
    Bealetamo, još se smirit' ne mogu...

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    Ufatili Cetinjanina đe vozi 2 druga u auto.
    I veli policajac dobro vas dvojica a ovaj nazad?
    A on ti je ništa čoek, njega mi ne računaj.

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