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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfinger View Post
    Kako se zovu glasači HGI-ja iz Pljevalja?

    Smogovci!
    Hahahhahahaha

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    Idu Maša i medvjed. Dodju do kuće, kucaju na vrata i otvara Tito.
    Maša: Zdravo, ja sam Maša!
    Medvjed: Ja sam Mašin medvjed!
    Tito: Ja sam mašin-bravar!

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    Zasto dedamraz nosi lenjir?
    Meri krismas.

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    Kratka ljubavna priča

    10 godina iš'o po blatu kod devojke i nazad, asfaltirali ulicu i oni raskinuli
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    -Što radiš?
    -Ništa vala, dobila jutros...Što si mislio?
    -Da pijemo kafu za 5, 6 dana...
    Last edited by KRKNA; 10-11-16 at 13:53.
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    Popela se dva konja na drvo da beru jabuke i vide bojler koji leti. Prvi kaze: vidi leti bojler! Drugi: pa sta,jedan bojler ne cini proljece.
    “And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor,
    Shall be lifted -- Nevermore!”

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    -Lijepa si...
    "Reci mi nešto što ne znam!"
    -Ne znaš parkirat'
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    Veli Cigo:
    - Bio sam danas pod Ostrog, svaka mu čast.
    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    - Đe mi stoje čarape?
    -Ništa ne možeš da nađeš.
    - Ja našao tebe, ti traži čarape.
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    "Razgovaraju žena i muž:
    - Jesi li kupio prase za slavu?
    - Jesam.
    - Koliko kilograma?
    - Prase je žensko i nije htelo da se popne na vagu!"
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    -Tata, zašto se seka zove Sofija?
    -Pa napravili smo je u Sofiji u Bugarskoj.
    -Aaa, hvala tata.
    -Nema na čemu Stefan Braune.
    😂😂😂😂

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    Pepeljuga: Cipelica mi odgovora. Kad će svadba?
    Princ: To je bilo polufinale. Sutra u finalu merimo brushaltere.

    uzeo sa http://pauziraj.in.rs/

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    Ljubim da prođe...
    Hajde dragi...
    Ma pričam sa tiketom...
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    Kako se etiopljanin pravi važan pred curama?
    Podrigne!

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    Seta Milo kroz PG i pita " Cija je ovo banka?
    - Acova
    -cija je ovo firma?
    - tvoja
    - cija je ovo firma ?
    -Acova
    - a ova?
    -Mila Djukanovića
    - U Crnu Goru samo ja i Aco nesto radimo

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    Pricaju dva narkomana:
    - Cuvaj je brate.
    - Hocu brate.
    - Sta hoces?
    - Sta sta hocu?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Kondukter u autobusu dolazi do putnika i kaže:
    Kartu.
    Putnik veli: Bidon.
    Šta bidon?
    Šta kartu?
    - .- - .- - .- - .. .-. .- -- --- ... -. .--- .. -.-. .... .- .-. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by donni_brasko View Post
    -Tata, zašto se seka zove Sofija?
    -Pa napravili smo je u Sofiji u Bugarskoj.
    -Aaa, hvala tata.
    -Nema na čemu Stefan Braune.
    😂😂😂😂

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    ahahahahaa vrh

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    Aaaah.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Šef: Zašto ništa ne radiš?

    Radnik: Nisam vidio da dolaziš
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    Śede Kanađanin, Rus i Norvežanin u Bokešku, u majici kratkih rukava, i crkavaju od smijeha.
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    ide porodica Paradajz u setnju. auto pregazi sina paradajza, a otac se okreće i kaze " kecup pozuri"

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    Muškarac zaustavlja taksi:
    - Brzo ... vozite u Kosovsku!
    - Ulicu?
    - Ne jebo te ... bitku! Kasnim, čoveče

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    - Pa, đede, što kaže familija na uspješnu operaciju i povratak sluha?
    - Nisam im ni reka' samo ih slušam, tri puta sam mijenja' testament...
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