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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_White View Post

    Puno mi spolovilo ovih moralista koji se zgražavaju. Ali hoće to, kako im se murica suvlja momci su sve moralniji
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    Što bi srpska istorija morala biti u skladu sa istorijama okolnih država?
    Mi ćemo učiti svoju.

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    Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

    Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

    BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."
    A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

    Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

    Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

    Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
    The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

    Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

    Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

    The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

    Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

    Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

    Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

    Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
    A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down.

    San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.
    If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
    O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

    United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."
    From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:

    "I'm f-ing bored!"Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

    Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!"
    .....
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    Već skoro pola godine...
    Već skoro pola godine me jako privlači moj šef, i ja njega sudeći po svakodnevnim pogledima, osmesima, blagim rečima, a i kolege su primetile koliko mi se udvara. Oženjen je i ima dete i ja ozbiljno razmišljam da dam otkaz jer znam da ako ostanem...
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    Evo je jedna odrasla osoba koja racionalno razmišlja svojom glavom:
    If there's two things that I hate-
    It's havin' to cook, and tryin' to date...​

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    Ružna slika ali
    Quote Originally Posted by Dača View Post
    Što bi srpska istorija morala biti u skladu sa istorijama okolnih država?
    Mi ćemo učiti svoju.

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    na temu "Orao napao divokozu"

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    Najbolje neuvrede na engleskom:

    Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong
    Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
    You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
    I don't care what people say about you. You're alright.
    Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
    You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
    This is why people talk about you when you're not around.

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    ^
    Huligani iz Kanade...

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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