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    Di vodiš to tele?

    Spliton su se pripovidale i pripovidaju brojne Pajdine baze. Ko zna koliko je od njih Pajdo stvarno reka? Evo nekih...
    Vidi Pajdo milicionera s pason i reče mu: “Di vodiš to tele?“
    Milicioner mu odgovori: “Budalo, ovo nije tele nego pas!“
    A Pajdo ga zajebe rečenicon:
    -Budalo, ne pitan tebe nego pasa!

    Lučka kapetanija

    Milicioner na Rivi trči za Pajdon, kad je vidija da mu ne more uteć, Pajdo skoči u more i reče milicioneru:
    -Ko te jebe, sad san u nadležnosti Lučke kapetanije!

    Nisi pauk da me dižeš

    Solinska ulica, Pajdo lega na parking. Milicioner mu reče:
    -Pajdo, diži se, nisi ti auto da ležiš ovde!
    A Pajdo ga, ka i obično, zajebe:
    -Nisi ni ti pauk da me dižeš odavde!

    Blokete na zadnji izlaz

    Stoji Pajdo u autobusu Split – Trogir, dok autobus prolazi kraj onih pustih tvornica cimenta, Pajdo najprije zaviče:
    -Dišite duboko!
    A nakon par sekundi:
    -A sad serite blokete!

    Arhimedov zakon

    U kafiću Pajdo naruči piće, konobarica mu stavi u čašu puno leda, a Pajdo je zasrami: -Makni led iz čaše, najprije ulij piće, neš ti mene zajebat na Arhimedov zakon!

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    fali ti ovdje onaj:

    Macuju se dvojca peddera kurcevima i onda se ovaj jedan naguzi i kaze : "ajd sad kao ti mene ubijas"
    kontakt telefon 069837937(T-Mobile)


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    ja sam umro na ovaj...

    Zaustavi policajac narkomana i kaze:
    -Saobracajnu i vozacku, molim
    A narkoman ce:
    -Brateee, nemoj molim te, ne znam gde sam
    Opet policajac:
    -Saobracajnu i vozacku, molim!
    -Brateeeeeee, nemoooooj mooolim te, vidis da ne znam gde sam
    -Daj saobracajnu i vozacku, znas li ti ko sam ja?!
    -Jooooooooj, brateee, sta je ovo, ja ne znam gde sam, ti ne znas ko si...

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    moze lock.......................
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    A ne lokujte ovo slucajno!

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    zovite fabiju odje xaxaxa, on mora zakljucati jednim jbno dobrim vicom
    Tu es mon héro!

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    Plavusa u posti, govori joj sluzbenik: -Pismo vam je pretesko,morate zalepiti jos jednu markicu. - Sta, kao da ce onda biti lakse?

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    omg omg

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    Mujo zove Hasu: - U pomoć Haso!U pomoć! - Što se desilo, Mujo? - Punica hoće da se baci kroz prozor! - Pa kako ti ja mogu pomoći? - Nikako sam ne mogu da otvorim prozor.
    Last edited by Iglo_258; 23-11-13 at 19:49.

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    jos da je kratak i a nema veze sa mujom i hasom i da nije crnogorski.

    nastavite...

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    Sorry zbog linka . Evo sam upravo makao.
    Svi za jednog, jedan za sebe! :)

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    I kaze se Muso i Haso
    Tu es mon héro!

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