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    Quote Originally Posted by azrael
    Prejako!
    Inace, italijanski je prelak!
    Nesto imam osjecaj da bih naucio da ga govori sasvim solidno za 2-3 mjeseca.
    Moze, bez problema... nije tezak toliko. Gramatika kao u svakom stanom jeziku za neke bi pravila probleme, ali vazna je konverzacija.
    If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
    If you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rain_wind_storm
    Mislim da je ovo izazvano citanjem zadnjeg CKM
    Jes, jes, redovno ga distribuiraju u Italiju

    A vazda li se nadje neko pametniji...
    I am the one who locks.

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    aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad odoh na njegov sajt....moze li ovo bit hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
    najjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjace nesto na swijet hahahahhahahahahaha
    ...you can get a girl out of a trailor park, but you can`t get a trailor park out of a girl...

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    Ko vam je taj Chuck Norris?!?

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    Ko je Chuck Norris? koliko imash ti godina?
    Tebi josh ne daju doma da gledash filmove sa Bruce Lee-om

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    pustite ga to je jedan mali iz Radojica Perovic :-)




    aaaaaaaaaa ludace ;-)
    FIZIIIIIIII !!!

    Isto su me pitale STOTINE i ponavljam STOTINE hiljada studenata! ETO!

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    * When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
    * Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    * While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

    * For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

    * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    * Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Twenty-4
    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
    HAhhah, a na ovo sam se isplakao
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    morao sam
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?

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    Chak Noris ne spava. Ceka)

    Zaplakah se od smijeha !


    (Ako mozete da vidite Chaka Norisa, i on moze da vidi vas. Ako pak ne mozete da vidite Chaka Norisa, mozete biti na svega par sekundi od smrti)


    (Vanzemaljci postoje. Samo sto su prinudjeni da cekaju dok Chak Noris ne umre da bi nas napali)
    Ko nevoli Crnogorca ,vas se ambisa !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zvek_Zivi
    (Vanzemaljci postoje. Samo sto su prinudjeni da cekaju dok Chak Noris ne umre da bi nas napali)

    ova je najjaca definitivno....
    i ono - ne postoje invalidi samo ljudi koji su sreli Chak Norisa

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    son cosas de la vida

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    Suze Chak Norisa sadrze lijek za AIDS.Stete sto nikad ne place.
    Nada poda me separar da amor de deux

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    LJudi, dajte da se malo smijemo:

    "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fcuk down."

    (Krugovi u usjevima su samo Cak Norisov nacin da svijetu stavi do znanja da ponekad kukuruz mora legne na yebenu zemlju.)
    I am the one who locks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twenty-4 View Post

    * Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.




    hahahaahahahaahahah:lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    give me THE red pill.
    wake me up.
    Bondar: No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion

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    ahahahahhahahahaahahahha popravili ste mi dan sa ovim hahahahahahahahaha plac zivi
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    ao ooooo suze su mi na oci posle !!!!!!!

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    Chuck Norris nikad nije banovan sa foruma. Nikad.

    Kad Chuck Norris zove tehnicku podrski ICG, dobije je.

    Chuck Norris je jedini covjek koji je uspio da savlada Bore Lee-a. Na produzetke.

    U parlamentu cg niko ne kritikuje Chuck Norris-a.

    RTCG nije javni servis, vec servis Chuck Norris-a.

    Chuck Norris nema americko drzavljanstvo. Amerika ima drzavljanstvo Chuck Norris-a.

    Ne smijem da pomislim sta be se desilo da Chuck Norris upadne na grand show.

    Sapunice sa Chuck Norris-om traju po jednu epizodu. On odma pobije zlu rodbinu, izlijeci slijepe djevojke i ozeni se bogatom nasljednicom.

    Gradjevinska inspekcija ne rusi kucu koju je nelegalno sagradio Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris ne placa porez.

    Rusi prodaju nekretnine koje su kupili u cg Chuck Norris-u za istu cijenu koju su sami platili.

    Turisticka sezona u cg traje koliko i boravak Chuck Norris-a.

    Sofro ne moze da isprati sportska dostignuca Chuck Norris-a.

    Na izborima, Chuck Norris nije glasao za DPS. Oni su glasali za njega.

    Vlast i opozicija su konsenzusom usvojili jednu tacku ustava: ne provocirati Chuck Norris-a.

    U ustavu ce se Chuck Norris upisati kao konstituitivni narod.

    Kosovo jos ima nerijesen status, jer Chuck Norris jos razmislja sta da uradi sa njim.
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    Talking Ovaj coek je moj novi idol!

    Quote Originally Posted by NHM View Post
    Chuck Norris nikad nije banovan sa foruma. Nikad.

    Kad Chuck Norris zove tehnicku podrski ICG, dobije je.

    Chuck Norris je jedini covjek koji je uspio da savlada Bore Lee-a. Na produzetke.

    U parlamentu cg niko ne kritikuje Chuck Norris-a.

    RTCG nije javni servis, vec servis Chuck Norris-a.

    Chuck Norris nema americko drzavljanstvo. Amerika ima drzavljanstvo Chuck Norris-a.

    Ne smijem da pomislim sta be se desilo da Chuck Norris upadne na grand show.

    Sapunice sa Chuck Norris-om traju po jednu epizodu. On odma pobije zlu rodbinu, izlijeci slijepe djevojke i ozeni se bogatom nasljednicom.

    Gradjevinska inspekcija ne rusi kucu koju je nelegalno sagradio Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris ne placa porez.

    Rusi prodaju nekretnine koje su kupili u cg Chuck Norris-u za istu cijenu koju su sami platili.

    Turisticka sezona u cg traje koliko i boravak Chuck Norris-a.

    Sofro ne moze da isprati sportska dostignuca Chuck Norris-a.

    Na izborima, Chuck Norris nije glasao za DPS. Oni su glasali za njega.

    Vlast i opozicija su konsenzusom usvojili jednu tacku ustava: ne provocirati Chuck Norris-a.

    U ustavu ce se Chuck Norris upisati kao konstituitivni narod.

    Kosovo jos ima nerijesen status, jer Chuck Norris jos razmislja sta da uradi sa njim.

    :yipiiii: :yipiiii:

    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:
    I am the one who locks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BANDITO View Post
    pustite ga to je jedan mali iz Radojica Perovic :-)




    aaaaaaaaaa ludace ;-)

    Eeee Radojica Perovic,bjehuu to finaaa vremenaa
    ...Maybe it was wrong to love you?
    But what should i do?
    Cause my heart leads me to you...

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    Ponovo se ismijah Chuck-u. NHM
    FIZIIIIIIII !!!

    Isto su me pitale STOTINE i ponavljam STOTINE hiljada studenata! ETO!

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    Stvarno sam se isplakao od smijeha, obozavam fore sa Cak Norisom :lolblue:
    They used to call me tricky_kid, I lived the life they wish they did, I lived the life don't own a car, now they call me SUPERSTAR

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    Prejako prejako...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard View Post
    ne postoje invalidi samo ljudi koji su sreli Chak Norisa

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    hahhahaha ova mi je prejaka!
    Ako pri svakoj prijateljskoj usluzi odmah misliš na zahvalnost, onda nisi darovao, već prodao.

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    Dva losha ubishe Milosha. Kada su preshli na Chuck Norris-a, dobili su kruzni skok udarac u lice.

    Chuck Norris razumije Sveta Marovica.

    Ne postoji globalno zagrijavanje. To samo Chuck Norris ima temperaturu.

    Chuck Norris ima restoran. Jedite kod Chuck Norris-a... Inace...

    Crnoj Gori ne trebaju nove hidroelektrane. Chuck Norris ce na postojecim elektranama kruznim skok udarcem vracat vodu na pocetnu visinu i tako obezbjedjivat stalni pad vode.

    Bart Simpson: I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris...

    Chuck Norris placa struju po istoj cijeni kao KAP.

    Sahara je nekad bila snijezno podrucje. Kad je narodu snijeg dosadio, unajmili su Chuck Norris-a koji je svaku pahulju kruznim skok udarcem slao nazad u oblake. Na kraju, oblaci su odustali.

    Chuck Norris dize 130 kg iz bendza... Jednom rukom.

    Chuck Norris U Crnoj Gori otvarao novi univerzitet - Fakultet kruznog skok udarca. Nema diplomaca - niko nije prezivio prakticna predavanja.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NHM View Post

    Chuck Norris ima restoran. Jedite kod Chuck Norris-a... Inace...

    Crnoj Gori ne trebaju nove hidroelektrane. Chuck Norris ce na postojecim elektranama kruznim skok udarcem vracat vodu na pocetnu visinu i tako obezbjedjivat stalni pad vode.

    Bart Simpson: I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris. I will not mess with Chuck Norris...

    Chuck Norris placa struju po istoj cijeni kao KAP.


    Chuck Norris U Crnoj Gori otvarao novi univerzitet - Fakultet kruznog skok udarca. Nema diplomaca - niko nije prezivio prakticna predavanja.
    hahahahahahah dobre dobre!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    Ako pri svakoj prijateljskoj usluzi odmah misliš na zahvalnost, onda nisi darovao, već prodao.

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