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    Pošto je buvša tema bila obrisana jer ju je neko sprinklovao zaraženim linkovima evo da je ponovo pokrenem.

    Za početak jedan paradoks


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    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.

    Have a parachute.

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    Za mene je klasik:

    Zaustavlja saobracajac Schrodingera, otvara mu prtljaznik i pita:
    -"Gospodine, znate li da u prtljazniku imate mrtvu macku?"
    -"E sad znam."
    Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.

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    Postoji li uopste nerd za geografiju?

    Tipa ispricas mu:
    Jedan Kricanin kaze:"Svi Kricani lazu"
    sto je cuveni paradoks...a on ti odgovori:

    "Zasto ne Javanin ili Sumatranin? Madagaskarac"

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    Barman: Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos.
    A neutrino walks into a bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gString View Post
    Barman: Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos.
    A neutrino walks into a bar.

    Nah ovo je vic ne za neutrino nego za tahione

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    ^ A OPERA? Dobro, ovo je nezvanični vic za neutrine?

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    Za neutrine ima drugi.

    Neutrino enters in a bar and says:
    ---Just passing through!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gString View Post
    ^ A OPERA? Dobro, ovo je nezvanični vic za neutrine?
    a što se tiče tvog vica:

    Barman: Sorry, we don't serve tachions.
    A tachion walks into a bar.

    Poenta ovog vica je da se zna da je tahion teoretska čestica koja se kreće brže od svijetlosti pa stoga njeno relativno vrijeme teče u nazad, stoga prvo je barmen odbija pa tek onda ulazu i bar. U principu efekat kod tahiona je da posljedica dolazi prije nego uzrok.

    Nerdovski vicevi se razumiju tek ako se nešto zna iz nauke.

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    pfff, koji lik.. Pa po mjerenjima OPERA-e je ispalo da su neutrini brži od svjetlosti, odatle i vic.. Kasnije su vidjeli da je mjerenje bilo pogrešno ali je ostao vic za neutrine kao šala na račun mjerenja.
    Ne vidim čemu ovakv stav iskreno, mislim da shvatam kauzalnost bar.

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    I am so post-rock I shit sad birds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gString View Post
    pfff, koji lik.. Pa po mjerenjima OPERA-e je ispalo da su neutrini brži od svjetlosti, odatle i vic.. Kasnije su vidjeli da je mjerenje bilo pogrešno ali je ostao vic za neutrine kao šala na račun mjerenja.
    Ne vidim čemu ovakv stav iskreno, mislim da shvatam kauzalnost bar.
    Oprosti što si se uvrijedio, nije mi bila namijera.

    A što se tiče OPERE, u pravu si, vic je funkcionisao neko vrijeme, barem dok nisu pronašli razlog pogrešnog mijerenja.

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    No problemos

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    A vic bi trebalo da ide ovako

    The barman said "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in this bar."
    A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.


    A evo meni omiljenijeg
    Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer...
    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
    Helium doesn't react

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    Meni je omiljeni iz The Big Bang Theory:

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
    The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.
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    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.

    Have a parachute.

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