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    Ovo treba ubaciti na test vozačkog - pronađi parkirana vozila. A iskusniji mogu pogodit i đe je koji pošao (do Prve, na kafu, kod frizera, notara..).

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    Sta zna on sta je zelena povrsina?


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    Ja mislim da ovo muškarci ne bi uradili.
    Parkira se djevojka po sred zebre izadje iz kola i podje u kafić preko puta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKUMI View Post
    Sta zna on sta je zelena povrsina?
    Inace onaj ispred se dobro parkirao, na trotoaru...

    Treba pod hitno kupiti autobuse, klimatizovane, redovne, karte pojeftiniti... Da se maknu automobili s ulica. Da vozi samo ko mora kroz grad.

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    A ne bi ti se podgoricani vozikali autobusima za spas.


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    Samo po dzepu. Da setaju policajci po gradu, na svaka 2 metra bi mogli po kaznu napisati. Eto para za budzet, ne moramo se dodatno zaduzivati.

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    https://fb.watch/fSr7P07YkO/

    Nevjerovatno ali istinito.


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    Rodjaci su pa nema smisla…


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    Kolašincu 40 dana zatvora: Vozio sa 3,01 promila alkohola u krvi

    https://www.cdm.me/hronika/kolasincu...kohola-u-krvi/


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    40 dana je kvalitetna kazna.


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    Danas iznevjerovah, onamo kod telekoma na bulevaru svetog petra(od pravca centra) cekam na semafore kad brat iz lijeve trake (bmw karavan e46) odluci da on ipak nece lijevo nego desno da ide i po sred pjesackog krenu da predje u desnu traku, taman se pali zeleno i nalijece u tu traku lik i na puku srecu je uspio ovu budalu da izbjegne, mora se cimnut desno na trotoar a centimetar ih je dijelio da se zakuca u njega.

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    Stojim ja na parking u prvu traku i dolazi žena i parkira se preko puta mene i zatvara drugu traku da kola ne mogu da prodju.

    Ja gledam i ne vjerujem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Stojim ja na parking u prvu traku i dolazi žena i parkira se preko puta mene i zatvara drugu traku da kola ne mogu da prodju.

    Ja gledam i ne vjerujem.

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    Pa čekaj, ti si bio nepropisno parkiran i onda se i ona nepropisno parkirala?
    If there's two things that I hate-
    It's havin' to cook, and tryin' to date...​

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    Čovjek se sam nepropisno parkirao a komentariše druge, šta sve neću viđet ođe.

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    A to je bizbi,sto se cudite
    Sebe nije pronasao u naslovu a jes nekoga preko puta njega.

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    U pravu ste ja sam nepropisno parkiran na bulevar sam.

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    Danas na sred ulice i raskrsnice.

    https://ibb.co/T1VSzfC
    https://ibb.co/m4hQZp6

    I 15min. se stoji na semafore, proć se ne može.
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Nema tablica, možda se prodaje tu, da ga svi vide lakše će se prodati
    Uvijek se trudim kad mogu da propustim taksiste, znam da zaradjuju od toga žure, ja uglavnom nikad toliko ne žurim ali juče bezobrazluak od jednog, vozi mi na branik. Blica nešto, ao kako me izdimio. Ulica Blaža Jovanovica, na kraju sma stala ispred Bazara, i izašla da lanem dvije, ubija me nekultura. Onda vidjeh da je stariji čovjek i opet se rastužih, i nastavih svojim putem.

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    Haahahha jeste, prodaje se na raskrsnicu.

    Ovo što pominješ... I meni bude žao tih starih, znam da se muče da zarade, tuga je to...
    Ali što je došlo od svukuda nekulturnog naroda, bahatoga, svakakvoga.... To me nervira. Tačno me to ovih dana izluđuje do te mjere da mi dođe da se odselim. Eto. Ne znam razumiješ li me...
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    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Ja se često sjetim ovog klipa kad mi tako dođe 'pametna' ideja da se razjašnjavam s nekim u saobraćaju. Ako nijeste kakva bitanga/krimos, onda ste od samog starta na gubitku. Kako god se završila rasprava i eventualni obračun.


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    https://streamable.com/hzzwqh



    Debilana na kvadrat.


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    A što će idioti maleni... Vidiš da su presrećni.
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Neki dan, ulica od Vezirova mosta desno (put galerije Most)... guzva, parkiran neko na pola trake onamo prije Ars Medike i svi se patimo, ostaju ljudi u raskrsnicu, po 3-4 kola prodje samo semafor max... pakao... nikako da se prodje
    Dodjem na kraju i ja na red da zaobidjem sporni auto, a ono majstori koji stavljaju neke plocice ili slicno pred zgradu parkirali kola, i otvorili vrata da im svira muzika...
    I was born to be the best, number one and nothing less.

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