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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKUMI View Post
    Prvi dan u Begisu i mogu da kazem da se vozi ljepse nego kod nas u CG.
    Meni se sve sprdanj kad kazem ds uzivam kad vozim kroz bg.... u odnosu na pg....
    A u bg uglavnom odem autom..

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    Jbg, kamere rade…

    Ako dobro ukapirah, za isti prekršaj (pojas) može te slikati više kamera i sve će ti kazne stići…

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    Onda su ih smirili nekim setom zakona koje su primijenjivali jer dok sam ja zivio tamo to je bila divljaka prava. Mada smo i mi gori sad nsgo prije neku god realno

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    nije nego je tamo neđe 09-10te onomad kad je pukla gazela sve otišlo dođavola i ljudi su silom prilika morali da se naviknu na tačka A - tačka B i da nauče da voze ili ih sama ulica izbaci iz saobraćaja.to sito i rešeto je trajalo par godina,dosta ljudi je i batalilo kola kroz grad i prešlo na gsp...

    kazne su ultraredovne,pišu se svima za sve,kamere su samo čeri on top.

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    Jutros se komunalna kroz ulicu u Bloku 9 jedva provukla od parkiranih auta na ulici dok srknu kafu, i sta ocekivati dalje. Samo su nastavili svojim putem i pravili se da ne vide. Dok je tako, bice bolje u Tiranu a ne u Beograd.

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    Čitava ulica je ovako -> od prve banke...


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    Quote Originally Posted by zubizaretta View Post
    Onda su ih smirili nekim setom zakona koje su primijenjivali jer dok sam ja zivio tamo to je bila divljaka prava. Mada smo i mi gori sad nsgo prije neku god realno


    Znam kako je bilo ranije, Kabul. Sad sve propisno.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biznismen Podgorica View Post
    Čitava ulica je ovako -> od prve banke...

    Kasne sa ovom akcijom


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    Prelazim ja ulicu (na zebru) + prije zebre ležeći.
    Predjem 1 traku i ovu drugu da preletim -> vidim ja približava se auto velikom brzinom ja se vratih malo i stade mi djevojka na metar od mene.

    Razlog -> zapričala se nevjesta na telefon.
    Konstatovala me nije.

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    Ne znam sto me ovaj snimak sa teme kruznog toka podsjeti na jednu situaciju sto vidjeh preko puta crvenog krsta prije dva dana, pa skretanje put Masinske skole.

    Momak u auto-skolu na casove voznje u desnu traku koja ide pravo i desno put Masinske, oce pravo da ide. Do njega neki manji pickup, ako znam koja je firma u pitanju, u lijevu traku koja ide samo za pravo. Znaci samo ta dva auta stoje i jedan iza njih polako pristize, total tri auta, nidje saobracaja, sve pusto... Krece momak koji uci da vozi pravo, a ovaj do njega isto krece, al mu momentalno sijece put da bi skrenuo desno put masinske??? i zamalo ga ovaj bocno klepi. E ako sam to moga razumjet, znaci nidje guzve, nidje nicega, iz cista mira...

    A sto se tice parkinga u blok 5 kod DZ hahaha, ao, onamo jedino covjek da ostavi auto i da racuna sto posto da ce ga neko malo zakacit, znaci to je neminovno sto se cini onamo sa trpanjem auta.

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    Poprilicno sam lagan u saobracaju, ali jedna stvar me izuje od nervoze. Sleperi koji idu tako da se napravi kolona od 15-20 kola, da bi na pravac ili tri trake dali po gasu 90-100

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    To i mene nervira, ali ne koliko ovi sto voze u branik.


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    E jbg, s losijim autom brake-check pa ce se odmac

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    Doдaj i aуtobуse, 5 kмh у krиvиnи a na пraвiнu дebeлo pрeko ogрanиčeњa

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    Hahah molim te, otkrij tajnu tvog rukopisa? Koristis li neki specijalni font?

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    Iсti je фont a дva пiсma, сamo нapрavиh пroгraм da мi koнveрuje сvako дrуgo пrekлapajуće сloвo u дrуgo пiсmo

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    Zabavno, vaistinu.
    It's a funeral we're going to
    Death, death of darkness.

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    Ozbiljno je shvacen clan ustava koji se tice ravnopravnosti pisma, i svidja mi se!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicky View Post
    E jbg, s losijim autom brake-check pa ce se odmac


    Ne kapiraju, sve dok ne izadjem iz auta i pitam ih za zdravlje i porodicu.


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    Quote Originally Posted by St.Dzonny View Post
    Doдaj i aуtobуse, 5 kмh у krиvиnи a na пraвiнu дebeлo pрeko ogрanиčeњa
    Vozači autobusa su ozbiljna magarad. Većina

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    Quote Originally Posted by extravaganca View Post
    Vozači autobusa su ozbiljna magarad. Većina

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    Imala nas dići na pješački nevjesta iz hipotekarne koja je logično pričala na telefon.
    U zadnji sekund ukoči
    PG015HB sivi polo.

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    Ali niko kao kamioni (z)drvima nedjeljom ka Niksicu od Vilusa kad se svi sa vikenda vracaju. Uglavnom bez svjetala, dime, i krecu se kao puz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montenegrina View Post
    Ali niko kao kamioni (z)drvima nedjeljom ka Niksicu od Vilusa kad se svi sa vikenda vracaju. Uglavnom bez svjetala, dime, i krecu se kao puz.
    + pretovareni pa ne znas oce li mu ono sta sleceti sa kamiona direktno u tebe

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