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    Default Mirror, mirror on the wall

    Pitate li se nekad ima li ko ljepši od vas?

    Iskreno, meni tako svaki dan počinje.
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija

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    Meni se deshavalo to ali samo kad spavam na otvorenoj dasci, pa se probudim ujutro... Preko dana mi nije padalo na pamet i kad spavam na normalan lezhaj...
    A jesam li lijep, jesam.
    Slazem se.

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    Ja se ne mogu nagledat...
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Da se pogledam u ogledalo postao bih gay... :mrgreen:
    #fakenews

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    Prvo sto je kad se probudm da odem u kupatilo, pogledam kako mi stoji boner, morkim i gledam kako izgleda to, pa onda operem ruke, naslonim na lavabo i gledam se kako mi izgleda kosa i kako bi je treba namjestit, kako mi krmeljine izgledaju, podocnjaci, onda se umijem jedno 4-5-6 osam cetvrtina puta, se pogledam onako kako mi kapljice klize na perfektnoj kozi lica, pa provucem ruku kvasnu kroz kosu da vidim kako mi stoji polukvasna kosa. Onda obucem trik majicu i gledam se kako mi stoji, ona bodi trik. Pa operem zube i onda me tu uvijek sasjecu, vele kako sam poduze u kupatilo, treba i drugima.

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    pa se jos i slikas za fejsbuk sa ajfon 3gs....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Pa onda odesh na skype da se isprichash...
    Slazem se.

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    To je uvece. Ovo je za jutro. No ti spavas ka vepar.

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    Neka to u ogledalo, no mi i majka veli da sam najljepsi.
    Kreč, kolica i mešalica.

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    Svako jutro kad se probudim i pogledam u ogledalo kazem sebi: "Dobro jutro , ljepotice!"
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Ja ne izlazim iz wecea,al nije u pitanju ****** no ogledanje.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Ja nemam ogledalo.

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    Ja svako jutro streknem
    ... to ja znam jer je mene brat u Italiju !

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    Uh! sto to priiiiiiiicas?
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Ko? Je l' ja?

    Ja ne streknem kad se u lokvU neku ogleDNEM...jer to jedino mogu sebi priushtit... Ni izloge ne gledam...

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    ja se to ne pitam, ali se zapitam pjeva li ko ljepše od mene
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Quote Originally Posted by ^m00dO_oD_kOlJiBrIyA^ View Post
    Ko? Je l' ja?

    Ja ne streknem kad se u lokvU neku ogleDNEM...jer to jedino mogu sebi priushtit... Ni izloge ne gledam...
    I ti i tata. GreVotice!
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Odmorite malo spameri. Pravo vrijeme spavanju.
    Bijo si poziw koi se neodbija

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    Ne tvoj tatA! tattoo!
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Kakve se odje neistine iznose...
    Slazem se.

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    KAKO se usudjujes tako nesto da kazes?
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    A jeste li znali da vam odraz u ogledalu djeluje do 5 puta ljepše nego što jeste?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ego_and_his_own View Post
    nemoguce je da dobar covjek ne vjeruje u Boga.

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    Nije moguce...
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Čovječe, ti si lud.

    Ne pitam se, jer znam da nema


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