View Poll Results: Što prvo pomislite u ovoj situaciji?

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  • 'Skupo odelo, vidim dubok ti džep'

    3 13.04%
  • 'Idem, trenutak samo, popravit šminku malo.'

    3 13.04%
  • Some things are better left top secret.

    6 26.09%
  • 'On je moj razlog, moja mala unikatna dragocenost u zalagaonici ovog ludila.'

    11 47.83%
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Thread: Flertovanje iz auta

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    Default Flertovanje iz auta

    Momak, onako, lijep, fino sređen, pravi latino zavodnik (nije Pitbull).

    Zaustavi se, dame, u dobrom autu pored vas na semaforu, prije nego što počne priču, što pomislite?

    Istraživanja su pokazala da kod mladih ova vrsta flerta nije česta, ali kad se desi zna da se završi probanjem (auta) na kombinat'.

    Prije nego što pomislite da mi obrišete topic, pozvaću se na DIDI-ja.

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    krajnje penalski cin, parkiras izadjes i kazes dobar dan moje dame ljubim ruku, pih dje nestadose maniri ..................
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    a stvarno je poll presmijesan

    meni je pao onaj vic na pamet

    zaustavila se djevojka na semafore, zaustavlja se pored nje zgodnjikavi momak, pogledase se i on spusta prozor, ona se ponada pa spusta i ona a ovaje veli: jesi li i ti to prnula pa luftiras ))))))))))))


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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    ... dje nestadose maniri ..................

    nema toga vise, sparco .... samo starije generacije znaju za manire ...
    ... to ja znam jer je mene brat u Italiju !

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    znam lika koji je uradio sledeće:
    ljeto 50 stepeni, otvorena stakla i staje na semafore preko morače. U traku pored njega parkira se djevojka i gleda ga nekoliko sekundi, a on progovori (inace opičen skroz): "Jesi li i ti prdnula, pa se luftiraš"?
    Vjerovali ili ne nije ga poslala u pm, a on je nekako uzeo broj telefona.

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    spustis prozor i kreveljis se dok turiras visokoturazno vozilo.
    Last edited by tatin sin; 24-02-12 at 16:08.
    they share a look in sileNce and everything is understood...

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    Ako nije Pitbull...
    Samo oni koji se usude uvelike podbaciti, mogu uspjeti u velikoj mjeri.

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    A nije to flertovanje iz auta, nego sa autom
    Mudar covjek ne kaze sve sto misli, ali misli sve sto kaze.

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    Jedna od tekovina fukarske revolucije iz 90-ih, fukarluk kao i svako drugi.

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    Ono sto je jedino gore je ponasanje onih koji imaju kompleks nize vrijednosti a to nisu u stanju ni da vide, pa sebi dodjeljuju ulogu kriticara. Ne mislim na Davida.
    Samo oni koji se usude uvelike podbaciti, mogu uspjeti u velikoj mjeri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    krajnje penalski cin, parkiras izadjes i kazes dobar dan moje dame ljubim ruku, pih dje nestadose maniri ..................
    Tebi je druze krivo sto nemas dobro auto jer da imas i ti bi to radio.. Zavidne oci...
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Ja nesto nikad i ne obracam paznju ko je na semaforu pored mene...ja u tim momentima radije odgovaram na poruke ili popravljam karmin

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    taj metod josh egzistira?
    "ujutro je bilo jutro i josh sam bio zhiv"

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    Ja bi crkla da mi namigne iz audija brateeeeeeeeeee ima li sto bolje

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    Quote Originally Posted by grashak View Post
    znam lika koji je uradio sledeće:
    ljeto 50 stepeni, otvorena stakla i staje na semafore preko morače. U traku pored njega parkira se djevojka i gleda ga nekoliko sekundi, a on progovori (inace opičen skroz): "Jesi li i ti prdnula, pa se luftiraš"?
    Vjerovali ili ne nije ga poslala u pm, a on je nekako uzeo broj telefona.
    kao i jos milion ljudi sto znaju istih milion glupavih "istinitih" dogadjaja
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    Moracu pocet da obracam paznju na semafore :devil:
    ...divlje kose, tamna oka dva
    cvijet bez korjena
    ples je sve sto zna...



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    ne volim to, baš mi se ne dopada... ja i onako kad idem negdje ne obraćam pažnju na ljude oko sebe, tako i da ako ko svirne, ja ne obraćam pažnju.
    " čini se da iz rana raste cvijeće... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by manekenka20 View Post
    Ja nesto nikad i ne obracam paznju ko je na semaforu pored mene...ja u tim momentima radije odgovaram na poruke ili popravljam karmin
    pa da....

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    I onda pitaju sto sam nervozan kad ne krenu na zeleno.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mad_dog_KO again.


    hahahhahahahhahahhahhahah ziva istina
    ...divlje kose, tamna oka dva
    cvijet bez korjena
    ples je sve sto zna...



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    to ti je taman kao da si pr*nuo na semaforE
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Quote Originally Posted by luv_is_a_verb View Post
    taj metod josh egzistira?
    a vidis li da egzistira, cak se i oprobaju kod kombinata , e paaaa...
    Me, myself and I

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    Preloše


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    Ja sam davno kad sam imao Vektru i bio pravi zaludjenik cesto na semafore otvorim prozor i kazem "Oli trku do semafora" a vazda kazu Ne hvala i sad me to ne pali
    ---Chelsea Fc---

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    sad me to ne pali
    Jebiga, stari, ako te tad jeste palilo onda nešto nije bilo u redu.
    "And if they didn't believe me, they believe me now."

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