ne nego dsl.a i asl neznam sta jeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jakuza
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ne nego dsl.a i asl neznam sta jeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jakuza
Nemoj da se ljutis odma :D,ASL je AGE,SEX,LOCATION,a DSL ne znam ni ja sto je :razz:
asl.. age sex location
meni jedna poslala slike nje goel (ako ne laze) iz skotske, 18 godina, kaze igrala kao fota sa rugaricama, i zadatak je bio da se skine gola slka, i pokaze nekom strancu :D
ko oce sliku neka me pm-ne :D
Ma ljuljni sliku ovdje,sto te kosta :D
a obrisace je, skroz gola zena je :D
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: im fien thanks
You: you
Stranger: I'm kinda of depressed
You: are you female?
Stranger: no.
You: why not?
Stranger: I have an X and Y chromosome
You: chromosome? is it part of the engine car?
Stranger: Nope those are what your mommy and daddy gave you to make a zygote, which then turned into an embryo then a baby, then you...
You: how could they gave it to me before i was born ?
You: i dont; remeber that they gave me anything
Stranger: Well you see it was when they had sex
You: im 22
You: and they having sex every 2 days.. in front of me
Stranger: Oh that is weird
You: im learning
You: they say i have to learn how to do that in best way
Stranger: ok
You: so what is a zygot
Stranger: zygote is when sperm and egg join as one
You: chicken egg?
You: i eat eggs in the morning
Stranger: no a female womens egg, so technically it could be but in the case of you no
Stranger: I don't I eat ceral
You: do you eat that female women eggs.. is it for eat?
You: can i eat that
You: ?
You: do you eat that female women eggs.. is it for eat?
:lolblue:
Ah-a! Prvi online sex! :lolblue:
Stranger: Your cute.
You: and awesome
Stranger: Ever experienced butt sex?
You: no, but did do to others
Stranger: Ohhh my.. ;)
You: yeah, they were shouting like that
Stranger: Can i be one of those "others:
You: depends
Stranger: On..?
You: how much can you persist
Stranger: I would like too show you how much i can "Persist"
You: can you come over tomorrow night?
You: I kinda got laid some h ago, wanna take a rest first
Stranger: I can only do it this time of hour..
You: ah darn!
You: sure, bring it on!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ------>O VIRTUAL SEX
Stranger: -Moans-
Stranger: Come on baby..
mene sve mi ide kratko ove conversation :confused:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you male?
Stranger: yes
You: u looking good?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: do you look like George Clooney?
Stranger: haha no
You: so you're ugly
Stranger: is george clooney the only good lookin guy on the planet?
You: no,Mickael Jackson looking good too
Stranger: very good looking;) haha
You: why are you smiling?
You: where are u from?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u?
You: montenegro
Stranger: kool
You: yeah
You: south america
Your conversational partner has disconnected
ovo je dosadno,vrćem se na chatroulette
ako naidjes na mene, zaustavi se, jedan sladak momak, prepoznaces me laganoQuote:
Originally Posted by Phénix
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I need help
You: need money?
Stranger: no
You: just for hookers
You: no books
Stranger: how do i get this guy to like me?
You: buy him beer
Stranger: mhmm
You: and an occasional blowjob is optional
Stranger: should i also tell you that this is complicated?
Stranger: uh
You: hey, a perfect stranger
You: doesnt get any better
Stranger: you see, i'm also a guy..
Stranger: ya
You: nothing odd
You: i like guys as well
You: fernando <3
Stranger: hm
Stranger: but he might not be interested in me :(
You: but it's complicated as well
You: he is my esse
You: does he have moustache? i dont like him if he doesnt.
Stranger: no
You: hairy back?
You: he must have that .
Stranger: ..I've never seen it
Stranger: his back i mean
You: goddamn, girl.
You: find yourself a real man
Stranger: um
Stranger: no, I still like him
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zaustavicu se jedino ako si go
Ada tamo su valjda svi goli,pa i ovi koji idu na text chat :???:
pa naravno da sam gol.. nije poeenta, bit obucen :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Phénix
ljudi? ima i http://www.flipchat.com/ moze da se bira musko ili zensko i odakle
obuci se jado smrznuces seQuote:
Originally Posted by stevann
Odo ja u vodoinstalatere!
You: studying?
Stranger: working
Stranger: plummer
Stranger: u
You: is it good paied?
You: I am studying
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: 800 euros aweek
You: really? :o
Stranger: yes
You: wow
Stranger: 20 euros a hour
vruce mi je, eto sto sam vruc!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phénix
where are u from?dsl,dhl,asl?Quote:
Originally Posted by stevann
23 male montenegro, you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Phénix
Stranger: why are you on chatroulette?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: this is omegle.
Stranger: :))
You: this is omegle i think
You: hahaa
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: hahahha
You: i just killing time
You: trying to find somebody normal
You: :D
Stranger: i'm not normal i'm afraid!
You: hahaha
You: yes you are
You: for now
You: hahaa
Stranger: hahahaha a
Stranger: why aren't you out getting wasted?
You: becouse i going to work tommorow
You: i working 17 hours a day
Stranger: :O
Stranger: as what?
You: for a 50 cents
You: as a window cleaner
Stranger: oooh cool!
Stranger: are there like
Stranger: tall buildings?
Stranger: or do you do skyscrapers?
You: no
You: just houses
You: made of dirt
Stranger: :)
You: dirt going to water
Stranger: reeeaally?
You: and then we build house
You: with windows
You: :)
You: made from wood
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: interesting!
You: very!
Stranger: not a very glamorous job, i bet you guys get down and dirty!
You: yes but job is job
Stranger: yes!
You: and 50 cents are prettty huge this days
You: :)
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: with 100 dollars i buy hotel
You: in the beach
You: Splendid
Stranger: nice
You: but is not easy you know
You: to collect 100 dollars
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i know
I can show my tits very fast by dhl
so, go ahead, show themQuote:
Originally Posted by Phénix
moram primijetiti da na ovoj zadnjoj stranici primjecujem jedan veliki FAIL sto se tiche pravopisa i gramitike engleskog jezika :(