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Veli djevojci, izvini brate, rano sam se probudio pa lose hebem
Robert, veli, Čoban, vlasnik štale "Svet".
Superiornosti se privlače.
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Imam, veli, dermatitis.
Češe se pomeđu sisa.
Bez jezika, veli, ne možeš lizat pi.čku, ali možeš, veli, pušit kujrac.
"Il si dobar hebac ili plivac"
Jan Torp
Veli, pustite mi onu pjesmu "s' muda operi to"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
"Liz'o dve kurve"
Princ Karadjordjevic, Beograd 1846.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0KpfrJE4zw
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Ona: Ginekolog mi kaže da ne mogu imati sex dvije sedmice.
On: A šta ti stomatolog veli?
"I'll be dead for you, cause you're dead for me too"
Metthew Perry
Metni mi ga, veli, sad, moj Pero [emoji23]
Vele, onaj koji pati od nejebice zove se Metnopata
Janko: nađoste li problem, doktore?
Doktor: morate pod hitno da prestanete da drkate qurac
Janko: a zašto?!
Doktor: jer śedim pored vas.
Pazi s kim se u porno hvataš.
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Razlika između djevojke i udate žene:
Djevojka: Skidaj se, imamo samo 15 minuta
dok se moji ne vrate kući!
Udata žena: Skidaj se i daj sve što imaš šarenog
rublja da ubacim u mašinu!
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Pol Markantni.
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"Od države nisam dobio ni prebijene pare"
Mijo Martinović