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Thread: stvari koje vas nerviraju

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    Quote Originally Posted by nimfa View Post
    Хахах а на раме је .
    Ћао Ћао можеш ли да се попишаш на мене ако није проблем?

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    mala, imas li ti brace, tek smo se upoznali a ti se skidas.
    a oces da uriniras po meni, ok onda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    Ovo me podsjeca na ujed pcele/ose kad se vrucim kamenom (ili cak prstenom) trlja po mjestu ujeda...
    Ne trljati. Samo prisloniti. A za pčele i komarce je voda zakon. Posle toga samo istrpljeti 30 sekundi do minut da se ne dira i prestaje svrab-bol.


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    a ako otok nece da splasne podjes u hitnu da te bocnu u guzu

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    Mene je jedna opalila kad sam imao 5-6 godina, vristao sam da me cijela plaza cula.

    Biila je u vodi, pravila se mrtva dok je nisam rukom sklonio, tj. pokusao da je sklonim.

    Trljanje vrucim prstenom je pomoglo uz dranje iz svega mozga...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel Castro View Post
    Mene je jedna opalila kad sam imao 5-6 godina, vristao sam da me cijela plaza cula.

    Biila je u vodi, pravila se mrtva dok je nisam rukom sklonio, tj. pokusao da je sklonim.

    Trljanje vrucim prstenom je pomoglo uz dranje iz svega mozga...
    Pi*ko

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    Alavost

    (izvinite, odoh, ili dadoh, OT)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0ne View Post
    Pi*ko
    Elem, pamtim to kao jak bol koji je dugo trajao...

    Nakon toga me vise puta ujedala pcela/osa i nije bilo ni za primac' toliko bolno niti je toliko trajalo... Da li je prvi put bilo zbog godina ili neceg drugog ne znam.
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    mene je dobrih 2 sata peklo, al dbr sad mi nista nema

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    Smeta mi (nije bas nerviranje) ovaj novi YT, tacnije prikaz na eksternim sajtovima poput CDM foruma.

    Vise nema trajanja prije pustanja samog klipa sto je meni obicno od vitalnog znacaja da li cu uopste odgledati klip.
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    Kad već pominjete meduze i Tivat, sjetih se da smo neđe u aprilu/maju tamo viđeli najezdu nekakvih crvenih(!?) meduza sa pipcima od 2 metra! Takve u životu ne gledah. Bili smo u šetnju i ne idemo u Tivat na kupanje, pa ne znam je li u pitanju neka proljećna sorta ili što je. Bivalo je da vidim one providno-bijele, ali crvne nikad. Veličina im je bila uobičajena, tipa 20-25cm u prečniku, ali su im se pipci protezali u nedogled. Kakve su to sitne što se veliš ne vide a ujedaju, koliko je to?
    Inače za ujed meduze poslušajte Fidelov savjet - topli predmet prisloniti ili posuti sirćetom.

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    Napravi ona 'pešes' iljada selfija sa štapom i bez, u kupaćem, spavaćici, šortsu i haljinama za 2 mjeseca i još se ne udade.

    E, yebem je smotanu!
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    Ljudi koji se konstatno kunu BEZSESTRE, ALAHA MI, KRSTA MI .

    A sve konji skoro 30godina u prkno.
    Svaka druga rijec BEZSESTRE.
    O sve vam .....
    Ad astra.

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    presing tablete protiv alergije i bice bolje

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    Quote Originally Posted by mok4 View Post
    Ljudi koji se konstatno kunu BEZSESTRE, ALAHA MI, KRSTA MI .

    A sve konji skoro 30godina u prkno.
    Svaka druga rijec BEZSESTRE.
    O sve vam .....

    A ono - beŽđece?

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    Taksisti

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    Bešćerkice


    Mislim, ne nervira me, no se samo nadovezujem.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    A ono - beŽđece?
    To manje.
    Ali ono gore pobrojano non stop.
    Ad astra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fidel castro View Post
    nema velicina mnogo veze.

    najmanje meduze (kao i hobotnice) su medju najmanjima.

    srecom, kod nas ih nema.
    :d :d :d
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    Quote Originally Posted by fidel castro View Post
    nema velicina mnogo veze.

    najmanje meduze (kao i hobotnice) su medju najmanjima.

    srecom, kod nas ih nema.
    :victorious:
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    nedje je trebalo da bude 'najotrovnije' / 'najotrovnijim'.

    Ili u prvom ili u drugom dijelu...


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    Insekti.

    Imam osjecaj da sam u sumi a zivim na 4. spratu zgrade u centru grada.

    U zadnjih sat vremena sam ubio 5 osa, 10-ak komaraca, 3 muve i jednu smrdibubu. I jednoj bubamari sam postedio zivot.

    E pa ludila ovoga nocas...
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    da ti nije nalecela koja pcela

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    Jesu jos dvije od pisanja post-a. Taman kad sam jednu bacio, druga je ulecela.

    Kad sam legao sam imao jos jednu muvu a onda sam bio toliko mrtav od umora da je mogao i slon da mi uleti kroz prozor, ne bi primjetio.
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    skupljaj mi te pcele, poslacu ti neku malu kosnicu pa da imamo meda:courage:

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