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    nemojte snimke postavljat molim vas, kao što Dadony ni zbog porodica ni zbog onih koji su malo osjetljivijega želuca
    Sovršenstvo tvorenija, tainstvene sile bože,
    ništa ljepše, nit’ je kada, niti od nje stvorit može!

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    Naime, anime. I manga. I hentai.

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    Sad kad otopli, pa bude snimak sa bazena, kazu do kad ce radit, cijenu ulaznica i kako je u planu da se ovaj natkrije i otvori jos jedan...
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    Trebali mi neki kontakti, što ću - kako ću, aktiviram ja moj facebook profil na 2 minuta koji sam deaktivirao prije 3 godine još. Kakvih frizura, kakvih statusa se nagledah u 2 minuta, brže bolje deaktivirah ono dok mi pritisak nije poša po kurcu. Kako i instagram da maknem imam identičan problem kao na ovom linku, vraće me na home page posle deaktivacije. Majke im ga spopandrknem, ne daju mi da izađem iz sekte

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    Ljudi koji mljackaju dok jedu! I jos ti se naljute kad im skrenes paznju! Pa zatvori labrnju kad zvaces majku mu! Pih!

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Zamisli jos da im se vilica vjestacka cuje kako pucka ja ne volim srkanje supe


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    Toliko me nervira štrakanje po kanalima na tv...opisat ne mogu!
    Ako ne postoji razlog da se pije, to nije razlog da se ne pije...

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    Quote Originally Posted by donni_brasko View Post
    Ljudi koji mljackaju dok jedu! I jos ti se naljute kad im skrenes paznju! Pa zatvori labrnju kad zvaces majku mu! Pih!

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    vjeruješ li da mi je to gadnije, no dlaku da nađem, ili da mi neko nešto gadno priča dok jedem...a posebno kad pola sata poslije obroka mljašte ustima, zubima, jezikom ostatke...Pih...

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    Zamisli jos da im se vilica vjestacka cuje kako pucka ja ne volim srkanje supe


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    ja sam probala da je jedem bez srkanja, ali se nekakvo udavim, zagrcnem..Doduše ne prećerujem u srkanju, ali je ne umijem pojest' nečujno...sve mi krene niz usta, bradu, ka' lubenicu kad jedem..ili breskvu...
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    Pa dobro, kad ne ide, ne ide. Al izgovor "vruca je"... pa oladi je, sve ti


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    Najgore sto osobe koje mljackaju ne mogu da vjeruju da to nekome smeta. Jos ti kaze, ne mljackam ja, cini ti se...

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    uh to je istina...ne vide sebe i ne čuju.....a to je baš grdno
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    ništa ljepše, nit’ je kada, niti od nje stvorit može!

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    A oni koji se zale kad vide dlaku u tanjiru...a brate imas vec mrtvu kravu u njemu
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Kad cackaju zube coktanjem. U manite!!!
    Svaki bih im zub izbio iz glave sa kakvom cijevi za vodu, pa cokci na ler frajeru!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    A oni koji se zale kad vide dlaku u tanjiru...a brate imas vec mrtvu kravu u njemu
    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    A oni koji se zale kad vide dlaku u tanjiru...a brate imas vec mrtvu kravu u njemu
    ahahahahahahahahah volim te...
    posebno ako se strune kad vide domaću dlaku (osobe iz bliskog okruženja )..diskretno skloniš taj opoganjeni dio i ćao...mislim nije ćao, nego prijatno...
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    Hvala, izvoli.

    EDIT: Čudo se niko ne začudi kako ne smeta kad se sa stidnim dlakama sastane u četiri oka.
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    Ne bogme, to ne smeta, ni kad se guta..al zato 'oće da poludi kad vidi tačkice po banani, ili crva u trešnji...
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    Ljudi koji iako imaju trotoar idu pored njega ulicom i jos se naljute ako im svirnes da se pomaknu.

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    A ima li ista gore nego kad izadjes u neki restoran, narucis flasu vina i cekas konobara 20 minuta da ti donese istu?!
    Onda, dodje konobar, donese flasu vina, uronjenu u onu kantu leda i uspe ti u casu od 500ml, jedva, 0.20ml vina i ceka da ga promuckas, pomirises i probas, a ti ga blijedo gledas i pitas ga: jesi li mi donjeo Merlot? - "Jesam."
    Uredu, donesi mi sad koka kolu i led u kojem nisi tretirao glibavu i prasnjavu flasu!
    Donese ti naruceno, a ti saspes trecinu flase, dodas led i koka kolu, a on te blijedo gleda kao da si mu pobio, u najmanju ruku, porodicu!
    Pusti me jadan da pijem, dosao sam odje jer mi lokal izgleda kao mijesto dje cu moci da pojedem nesto normalno, a da to nisu odrani kucni ljubimci koje svakodnecno koristite u svojoj daleko-istocno-egzoticnoj kuhinj!
    Znam, seljak sam, ali barem ne jedem kucke i macke...

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    E sad zamisli to isto ali da si čeka 25 minuta. Eto to je gore.

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    Brt preuzimamo fantu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raulio View Post
    Brt preuzimamo fantu.

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    Jbg kad se sama od sebe pije.

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    Neplanirani troskovi. Imas dobru platu ali u koliko pocne mjesec 500e trosak. Pa ti zivi onda ostatak mjeseca.

    Ne mogu ustedjeti 1e


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    Quote Originally Posted by AmFi View Post
    Neplanirani troskovi. Imas dobru platu ali u koliko pocne mjesec 500e trosak. Pa ti zivi onda ostatak mjeseca.

    Ne mogu ustedjeti 1e


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