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    Default Trebali bi izmisliti...

    posto mi se majka nikad ne javlja na mobilni(kaze,nije cula) a javi mi se sekretarica koja mi iscijedi racun,pomislila sam da bi trebalo da postoji neki telefon sa ESS(electroshock-system) umijesto obicne vibracije.

    pa ako imate neke ideje(koje bi svima olaksale zivot)napisite...

    mozda se neka i ostvari a mozda nesto slicno postoji ali nismo informisani.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Majka nikad ne laze ;p

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    ja majki vjerujem ona radi u rivijeru
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    aoooooooooo a da popricas sa majkom, da vidis sto te ignorise? taj problem je dublji malo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    posto mi se majka nikad ne javlja na mobilni(kaze,nije cula)
    Nisam Argentinac mada kazu da sam k'o Caniggia
    Znam Maradonu i sa njim cesto fudbal igram

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    kako je tebi dobro...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ego_and_his_own View Post
    nemoguce je da dobar covjek ne vjeruje u Boga.

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    ovo u vezi majke je primijer samo.znam da niste izmislili vrucu vodu ali ...zar vam nikad nije "nikla" neka ideja u glavi da bi nesto sto ne postoji valjalo izmisliti?
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    Super tema

    Trebali bi izmislit .... O svašta ... mislila sam da ću imat da pišem brdo ... i kako razmišljam ... sve je već izmišljeno.

    E, da,..., ja bih voljela da izmisle kofeinsku tabletu, dosadilo mi da kuvam kavu a ne mogu bež nje

    Da nije i to već izmišljeno?
    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
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    Imamo bombonu - cafebon ili tako nekako se zove

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    Lololololol

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    Sjetih se:

    1. Sredstvo (kremu) za brzo, bezbolno, i trajno uklanjanje dlačica bez posljedica!
    (Onaj koji ovo otkrije neka zna da će mu na milione žena biti zahvalne)
    2. Šampon od kojeg se kosa sama ukovrdža (ili ispravi, po želji), bez korišćenja viklera, fena, presa, lakova i ostalih sredstava...
    3. Sredstvo za mršavljenje - djelotvorno i bez posljedica
    4. Sredstvo protiv ćelavosti

    i mnoga druga epohalna otkrića poput lijeka za rak, sidu, .... ali nećemo o tome...
    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
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    mozda neki softwer da kad telefon prima poziv on šalje signal aparatu koji kontroliše sirenu od FAP-a spojenu na akumulator ili ukljuchenu u struju
    staviš sirenu mami pored kreveta na stočić ili natkasnu i obreneš put mame
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kliker17 View Post
    Super tema

    Trebali bi izmislit .... O svašta ... mislila sam da ću imat da pišem brdo ... i kako razmišljam ... sve je već izmišljeno.

    E, da,..., ja bih voljela da izmisle kofeinsku tabletu, dosadilo mi da kuvam kavu a ne mogu bež nje

    Da nije i to već izmišljeno?
    Hehe, izmisljeno davno.
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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    Kad je izmisljeno ono da zene dolje lijepo mirisu nista vise ne treba...
    Tu es mon héro!

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    Vrhunac je Bezžični prenos struje
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    Ne znam sto treba izmislit, ali znam da onome ko izmisli krevet treba dat nobelovu nagradu.
    Sve je to na psihichkoj bazi ®

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    a crnogorac neki
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olosh View Post
    Ne znam sto treba izmislit, ali znam da onome ko izmisli krevet treba dat nobelovu nagradu.
    i onome ko izmisli WC sholju. Car.
    I like to read - once i read something, i understand it, and once i understand it i never forget it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    i onome ko izmisli WC sholju. Car.
    a tek onome ko bude izmislio wc-drzac za taj vas "piton" da barem jednom potrefite onu solju.kralj.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
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    Trebalo bi izmisliti neku spravu pomoću koje bih se mogao vratiti u, recimo, 19. vijek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    a tek onome ko bude izmislio wc-drzac za taj vas "piton" da barem jednom potrefite onu solju.kralj.
    I like to read - once i read something, i understand it, and once i understand it i never forget it.

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    Revolucionare.
    Samo oni koji se usude uvelike podbaciti, mogu uspjeti u velikoj mjeri.

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    Brisanje određenih djelova ljudske memorije.

    Čitanje misli drugih ljudi.

    Teleportovanje.


    Jes, jes, puno gledam filmove.
    Zavoleli smo se, ponešto pseći i svetački.
    Zakovali se jedno u drugo klanfama zuba.

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    Povezivanje covjeka sa masinama putem USB-a ili blutooth-a. To je sledeci korak.

    @puppy: teleportacija je moguca. Nadji na Google teleport 1997
    Naravno, treba da usavrse tehnologiju.
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