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    Pa veli - "Stijepović tvrdi da je Amfi obio pijacu na Koniku" + "...odjeveni u svešteničke odore."

    A šta je ovo majko isuse... Suze na okice lagane.

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    Ako neko bači pogled na komentare, nek javi ima li se rašta to čitati, jer je tema brutalno plodna.

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    Kakav kralj...

    Treba poć' u kakvi vrhunski restoran, đe te konobar u usta poljubi koliko je ljubazan, đe ide ona dosadna chill-out muzika, ljudi su uglađeni sa krpama na gnjatove, svi drže za postolje čaše od 30 metara u kojima se nalazi italijansko sono italiano vero questa sera per voi Coloniaaa vino iz 1487. godine, pa mi dođe konobar, sav cmok, i kaže:"Dobaaaaar daaan...izvoliteeee...nešto da pojedete? Šef kuhinje danas preporučuje vazdušna muda od prepelice sa pipunom iz Vijetnama i sosom od ajkuline zaove" i ja mu onda kažem:"A ne bih to, ne volim vazdušna muda. Imate li drobove? Ili tripice?"-"Pa jaooo, pa jaaao, pa khm..nnnnemamo"-"A koljenicu?"-"Ppppa...nemamo ni to."-"Ništa, daj mi onda one gumene lignje (pleonazam) i jedno Nikšićko. Pa ta muda ostavi za muda." I ovoga konobara kap ubije i pođe do onoga televizora đe tapka onom karticom da mu iskoči račun i komentariše:"Daj mi pivo i lignje za ovu seljačinu tamo." hehehe

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    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Kad ne mogu da zaspem brojim Đoganije.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Default Čemu se smijete u ovom trenutku?

    Djole i gagi su rodjena braca, onaj B3 je od djoletovog rodjenog brata. Djole ima 4voro djece, gagi dvoje.
    Djole ima jos 7,8 brace i sestara, bivsu zenu i 56 godina. Valjda tako nekako.


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    Jesi li razmisljala da im das ponudu da im rodoslov uradis?
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    Aj ti, djole je prvak evrope i vicesampion u igranju


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    Kao dioba ćelija, jbt. Od jedne dvije, od dvije četiri, od četiri osam, od osam šesnaest, od šesnaest trideset dvije...

    99 pieces of Đogani on the wall, 99 pieces of Đogani,
    Take one down and pass it around, 98 pieces of Đogani on the wall...
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    Zaboravih da ima i unuce.


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    Vjerovatno je i on zaboravio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goozica View Post
    Aj ti, djole je prvak evrope i vicesampion u igranju


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    Evo na na 8:00. Kad je bio mladjan momak

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    Pogledaj ih kako bacakaju ekstremitete... srecni ljudi...


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    A ovo je SlaDZa

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    Ej, imaš u zamrzivaču bijelo meso i u frižideru krompir, pa napravi pomfrit.
    IMAŠ TI KUR*C NA PORN HUBU, PA SE JEB*...
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    E zamisli ovu oženiš, kukala ti majka. Ja sam, veli, zgađena, životi su vam truli, duša vam je trula, truli ste.

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    Mene ovaj lici na nekoga iz PG, samo ne mogu da se sjetim na koga

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    Aahahahahahahahahah

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    "Poručujem ruskim građanima da su neodgovornošću politike njihove vlasti izgubili priliku da konzumiraju najbolja vina", kazao je Marković.

    a ovo je festa kunem ti se
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    Volkswagen lol najjace reklame imaju xD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    Volkswagen lol najjace reklame imaju xD

    ova reklama je na francuski, deder prevedi mi sto pricaju ovi konji?

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    - Zete, postoji li nešto što ti ne umiješ da napraviš?
    - ŽENSKU ĐECU!
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