Sexy Sms

[BOKI]

Aj da vas cujem koliko ste talentovani/ne za tako nesto:

Evo primjera:

Sex is like Nokia (connecting people), like Nike (just do it), like Pepsi (ask for more) and like Samsung (everyone is invited).

ili

I really want to hug you; but hug turns into kiss, kiss turns into lick, lick turns into suck, suck turns into fu*k!
So come here and HUG me!!!

ima toga jos al daj da cujemo ...

[2_fAsT_4_YoU]

I really want to hug you; but hug turns into kiss, kiss turns into lick, lick turns into suck, suck turns into fu*k!
So come here and HUG me!!!

ovo je wrh

moj redosled

zagrli me oko vrata ,"oluja" se dize

[La_bambola]

I wanna be your baby tonight ... we gonna "watch the stars" like once... "talk" like once... "lick each other" like once... and ...have , no "MAKE" love like once ... just say YES ...and I will kiss you ...all night long... all night.... :twisted:

[2_fAsT_4_YoU]

"lick each other" like once... :twisted:

:P :P :P :P ......

[Zabranitty]

znas shto je najjache...

sjedite ti i djevojka na klupu, u sobu shto znam ja, ako ima mobilni a swaka ga ima posaljes joj poruku dok je pored tebe "If u want sex with me,just smile"
a ona ce da vrisne osmijeha ufatish je i razbuchas je ka siroche napolitanku

[Gile_sampion]

I want to have sex with you only at days that begin with T: Tusday, Thursday, Tomorow, Tendsday, Tanday... every Tucking day ;D

[Mr_MARFI]

Send this message to one person you love, one person you hate, one person you like and one person you wanna ****?and think why I?ve sent it to you

[BOKI]

Dje si, srce, ovdje infarkt, dolazim večeras da te puknem...

[BOKI]

A vidjite sto sam nasao

Mladic, SSS, 27. god., materijalno situiran, vlasnik stana, stidljiv i povucen, trazi zensku osobu slicnih osobina kojoj bi prodao 10m bukove gradje.

ili

ovo je sa hrvatskog site-a

Prodam babico, letnik 1928, dobro ohranjeno z veliko dodatne opreme (proteza, slusni aparat, bergle...). Dodatne informacije na tel. st. 94-interni oddelek



hahahahhaha, nije sexy al je smijesno brate