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    Ona mu šalje SMS poruku:
    - Najdraži moj, ako spavaš pošalji mi tvoje snove, ake se smiješ, pošalji mi tvoj osmjeh, ako plačeš, pošalji mi tvoje suze. Volim te!
    On joj odgovara:
    - Sjedim na zahodu. Što želiš da ti pošaljem?

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    da li je u pitanju Noris Cace

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    Chuck Norrie ne jede med, on žvače pčele.

    Chuck Norris ne mora prelaziti cestu zato sto je on uvijek sa obje strane.

    Isus je hodao po vodi ,a Chuck Norris je plivao po zemlji.

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    Cak Noris je nasa posa na Cetinje
    "You can check-out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bann View Post
    Cak Noris je nasa posa na Cetinje
    ahahaha, greote
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Došla Smrt sa maskom i ide od vrata do vrata. Dođe na jedna vrata, i zvoni, li zvoni... kad ono, otvara Čak Noris. Gleda Smrt Čak Norisa, gleda on Smrt. Kad najednom digne Smrt ruke uvis i vikne:
    - Maskenbal, maskenbaaal..



    ( kako se ovome ismijah )
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    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
    Okreni na igru!

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    ^ :thumbup: Samo, sto ce Smrti maska? Ovo je valjda vic u duhu Haloweena?

    Chuck Norris je bacio bombu i ubio 40 ljudi..................................................... .................................................. ..................A onda je bomba eksplodirala.


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    Chak Noris dise punim plucima u Pljevlja!
    Chak Noris nije dobio salmonelu u odmaraliste u Canj!
    "You can check-out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

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    Čak Noris je vozio hamera!

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    Chuck Norris nije nasao dlaku u jajetu ali je nasao jaje u dlaci!
    Chuck Norris je sve naj naj, Čak je i Noris!
    Chuck Norris je sam uklonio satore ispred skupstine, Hamer je samo bjezao cik cak od njega!
    "You can check-out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

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