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    Sovjetski Savez, jedan poznati naučnik nešto naklapao o slobodi govora te završi na rabotu u Sibir. Sibirske radionice odlično organizovane, radi se u toku dana, uveče škola da se ljudi opismene i nauče neke osnovne stvari, u toku noći spavanjac. Tako iz dana u dan. Jedan dan uči radni narod matematiku i učiteljica ponavlja: ,,dva plus dva jednako je četri", i ispituje svakoga pojedinačno. Dođe do ovog našeg naučnika i njemu opet prekipi i reče: ,,ne mora uvijek biti četri". Učiteljica kaže: ,,imaš dvije jabuke i još dvije jabuke to je četri". Naučnik pita može li na tablu, učiteljica odobri. Krene on da ispisuje razne formule, piše, piše, ispiše cijelu tablu i... dobije četri. Gleda u računicu, nije mu jasno gdje je napravio grešku. Više od pola razreda mu šapće: ,,planktova konstanta".
    Sada je pominju u Amerikama, au, nevalja rabota

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    "S tim nasim vojnicima, kazem vam, ne mozemo ni da idemo u lov na zeceve..."

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    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
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    Sto kazu kod nas sviranje qrcu...



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    Pocelo uveliko....
    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
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    Vakcine su bile neka vrsta popisa
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    Gura danas zena čitavu paletu brašna prema kasi
    .Kaže joj neki čovjek
    Kako vas nije sramota ?

    Kaže ona : Gospodine, ja sam ovdje radnica

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    "S tim nasim vojnicima, kazem vam, ne mozemo ni da idemo u lov na zeceve..."

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    Ja sam se nasmijao, možda će još neko...



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    Presta je, veli, da se diže poslije 50 godina.

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